How to Eat . . . Better

A couple of weeks ago I got a text from my connection. “The new stuff is in, usual order?” “ Does it include the new Lemon-Ups?” I replied.  “Yep” was the response I got, “Meet me in the parking lot of Freddy’s tomorrow at 5:30.”

The next day I picked up my order of 18 boxes of Girl Scout cookies.

Every year I embark on a research project with my analytics team at work. With dubious statistical discipline, we attempt to determine the best alcohol and Girls Scout pairings. I refer to our methodology as dubious, only in that the variables on the alcohol side of the equation are potentially unlimited. 

This year more than 20 beverages were handpicked by the research participants and ranged from Mexican-style lagers, to dark beers, craft ciders, vodka and scotch. Each participant chose their own pairings and recorded a score from zero to 100. Pairings that scored under 20, often induced nausea causing the participant to withdraw from additional tastings. Scores over 80 indicated that this would be a tasty snack, that they would gladly have again.

Outliers were eliminated and all considered pairings must have had at least three participants record scores for that pairing.

Summary of Results:

• 96 different booze and cookie combinations were attempted over more than 300 documented taste comparisons
• The most sampled beverages were Quarenta Tres, Guiness and a Rioja
• Trefoils were the most sampled cookie with 27 taste tests completed
• S’mores and Samoas were the favorite cookies with their taste test scores averaging 75 points
• Quarenta Tres, the vanilla flavored Mexican liquor was the best scoring beverage at 69 points average, followed closely by Fremont Brewing’s Dark Star Oatmeal Stout with 68 points
• The most consistently scored combination was Quarenta Tres with Samoas with a range in scores from all tasters of only 3 points.
• The most divisive pairings included Rioja and Thin Mints with a range of 70 points, Fantastic Voyage Milk Stout and Toffee-Tastics with a range of 70 points, and Son of Man Cider and Trefoils with a range of 84 points.

And the winner of best pairing . . . Quarenta Tres and Samoas, for an average score of 93.

Quarenta Tres’s popularity also caused it to tie for second, pairing with S’mores for 83 points. Fremont Brewing’s Dark Star Oatmeal Stout also paired with S’mores for 83 points.