Chopsticks

Pros:

  • keeps you from shoveling food down your throat faster than you can enjoy it
  • impress less dexterous friends
  • fun to play lightsabers with

Cons:

  • awkward to eat peanuts with
  • friends may be more dexterous
  • when playing lightsabers, may inadvertently flick oilsoaked rice kernel at neoghboring diner

Rules:

  • Rubbing the disposable chopsticks together¬†makes you look like you know what you are doing, but really serves no other purpose.¬† There is no rule here, but the rules of pretentiousness apply.
  • Forks are acceptable to eat bento quickly while in your car.
  • Switching back and forth between fork and chopstick is not acceptable.
  • Using a fork to get the last of the oil and MSG soaked rice kernels is not acceptable.Please add any additional rules to the comments section
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